Upcoming event · A birthday celebration · Secret warehouse · 21+
Mic(RO) Presents: Adriocracy
The year is 2026. Nobody has read a book in months, the drinks are mostly electrolytes, and one person in this city is somehow still a year older. Adriocracy is a birthday party built on the proud tradition of Idiocracy: loud, yellow, and engineered so that thinking is optional.
NOV 13, 2026 · General Donation $22.65 (fees included)Ready to join?
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DateFriday, November 13, 2026
Doors10:00 pm
VenueSecret warehouse location
AddressSecret — somewhere in Denver, CO
TicketsGeneral Donation $22.65 (fees included)
Age21+
Lineup
10:00 pm
Doors
Welcome. Please do not read the signs.
10:30 pm
Mandatory hydration
It’s got electrolytes.
11:30 pm
Opening set by a Costco Law School graduate
Has a degree. Not sure in what.
12:30 am
President Camacho’s State of the Dancefloor
Loud. Brief. Mostly shouting.
1:30 am
Peak time: thinking is optional
Smart people will be asked to leave. Politely, at 6 am.
3:00 am
The Time Masheen set
Nobody knows what year it is. That is the point.
4:30 am
The Birthday Moment
Happy birthday, loudly, whether or not you know the words.
6:00 am
Lights on
Please try to remember where you parked.
The plot
It was supposed to be a quiet birthday. Then somebody put the party on the internet. Now a secret warehouse, a very yellow poster and one person’s questionable decision to get another year older are all that stand between civilization and a genuinely good time.
Yes, the poster has a typo in it. That is on purpose. Probably.
Rules of the future
- No brain required.
- Bring ID. 21+ only — we checked the law and it said so.
- Tell your friends. They will need to be told twice.
- Dress like it is the year 2505 and you just woke up in a Costco.
- The program below is subject to the laws of the future. Times are a bit.